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Déjà vu and boredom

Last week I unveiled the Perfect Ballot. This week I asked a different question: How many points would a ballot made up of the most commonly picked shows have? I embedded myself among the contestants and present you with the results of this sociological study.

Wait, you literally mean they're not making the actual movie Casablanca?

What is the maximum number of points a contestant could have as of today? I performed arcane rituals to pierce the veil and share this dark knowledge.

I’m cashing in my Early Bird privileges! My initial ballot was thrown together on the fly to lock those very privileges down. I’m keeping The Exorcist and The Vampire Diaries, but swapping out the other three. In the short term this overhaul will cost me points, but I’m hoping it pays off in the long run!

I support Trump's proposed ban on imported Muslins. We need good American cotton!

This year I'm getting on that podium, brother!

The opinion of this internet stranger is that you've made the best decision these situations allow. Being in the care of family isn't always the best for those with mental illness. I was reminded of an episode of the NPR podcast Invisibilia, The Problem with the Solution, which explored this idea. It's…

Give an example of a Steven Universe social justice lecture, in your opinion, if you can. If you can't, keep ducking.

Hmm, I've seen every episode and I don't remember any social justice lectures.

Fortunately, you don't have to engage with the fandom to watch the show. Else I'd never watch anything.

That's some Gawker-level "journalism" right there.

Foreign Language is accurate. Especially Feel Bad, that one gets nominated every year. But I'm particularly fond of My Father The War Criminal.

Since watching the third season of BoJack Horseman I feel obligated to post brapp brapp pew pew on any article about abortion.

HE SAID, MST3K IS COMING TO NETFLIX!

Who gets upset about Black Panther being black?

Ben Affleck is now John Teti's newest celebrity crush.

White what you know.

I encourage people to actually watch the video, acknowledging that is not the common practice here at the A.V. Club, let alone in Great Job, Internet!