"Guess which two people at this dinner table I've put my penis in?"

I’m pretty sure they mean the baseball team.

Wow, this comment is a lot like how I play golf: all over the place, clunky, full of misplaced anger at forces beyond my control or understanding, and possibly drunk.

This was actually about equality in Golf reporting.

There is only one surprise here, someone OTHER than the Westboro Baptist Church is responsible. I guarantee some bigot in that organization lost their job for not thinking of this first. Assholes.

Seriously. It will be funny decades from now.

I feel like there has to be a difference between writing something discriminatory on the cake, and actually discriminating against people, legally speaking. Like, I don't think it's the same playing field for them to refuse to write hate speech on a cake, as it would be if they were refusing service to Christians or…

This is fantastic! I love this guy:

I am part of the green sliver, btw.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

This season has been pretty terrible (par for the course, not complaining) but I would rewatch every episode just for all the Barba-babe-moments. He has been lighting the courtroom/chambers ON FIRE with his prosecution.

The last few weeks have shown the L&O: SVU detectives acting as real boneheads. Last week, maybe the week before, had an episode in which one of the detectives (!) had to be convinced that rape could happen to a man.

Also, based on some of the recent reports from the real world, I am not convinced that your hope…

I will put $20 on the live Mulan remake not actually starring a Chinese person.

Yes, this so many times over. . . My first 'real' job out of college was at a very small marketing company with something like 20-25 employees. The company founders made mad bank and specifically hired recent college grads from the south/midwest to move to DC to get paid a pittance (only in the south/midwest, that…

Don't even mention the word "crunchy" - it riles up my glutens something fierce! I assumed she meant she is lactose intolerant but got that mixed up in her addled, calcium-deficient brain.

In my experience, a server who has the temerity to assert her legal rights in the workplace, especially with respect to wages, will usually find herself unemployed in short order. I once had a manager tell me, in talking about this exact issue, that a server who didn't earn enough in tips to make up the regular…

From her bio: "She runs, reads, and eats way too much and is passionate about humanism..."

I know - choosing not to tip on "principle" is basically the same as me feeling like I'm making a difference by not donating money to anything. I mean, at least I'm not donating to the bad organizations right?! I'm so principled.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

"It grasps them with its talons then uses its razor sharp beak to basically tear it apart limb by limb, and I guess the shame about making this a state bird is it would serve as a much better mascot for Planned Parenthood."