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Do we think that The Daily Show can outlive JS? For me, it may not be named after him, but I find it hard to imagine anyone else running the show full time.

I was too late to the other discussions so my comment won't get seen.
Blah blah blah, I'm truly sad about Stewart leaving. I'm not going to say anything original about that.
This is what I want people to read: Comedy Central needs to pony up the fucking cash and replace him with Tina Fey! She is the only person with

I will gladly help you run it. For real. This is such a fucking great idea.

"It's for a more mature woman. For example, Bix is 17. Positively middle-aged."

Mr X Cat MAN!!!!! you are awesome, Gawker has DOG sub blog, you MUST have CAT JEZ sub bog!!!!!

I am not a cat owner but I would also like this.

I'd be cool with that.

tchq should honestly be a subblog. people give you cat stories/tips/vids and tchq responds. like i would follow that shit OBSESSIVELY

Team Cat Heaquarters Here,

When Lilo photoshops her photos, Jez makes fun of her. When Beyonce does it, she either had nothing to do with it, or she is a victim to the pressures on women to be perfect, or there's no certainty the obvious photoshop is really a photoshop.

"James , why do you only have 200,000 followers?—-"

Check out his appearances on Top Gear UK. The first person in line to take the piss of James Blunt is James Blunt.

who knew James blunt had a sense of humour. I might actually like him

…Do you not?

Seriously, how do you think we shower, magic? Transforming like Sailor Moon?

The Demille award is for humanitarian contributions (by actors/entertainment people... whatever they decide that means), not actually for acting. So the joke is that he's getting a humanitarian award instead of his Human Rights Attorney wife.

In the original folk tale, sleeping beauty is raped and impregnated by the Prince after he finds her asleep. She then wakes up when her infant (after giving birth to himself) sucks on her finger and dislodges the flax seed under her fingernail that is causing her to be asleep.

I like that Clooney laughed his ass off at it, as well.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

Oh...oh hi Steve Carrell. You're looking handsomer than I realized.