Texas Edition:

Nah, fast street trucks don’t do it for me. Don’t get me wrong, Stuffing the V10 into the Ram is a great idea, but I like my performance trucks in off-road flavor.

I have no reason to want one of these. It would be a terrible decision. The fuel economy is apparently garbage; it probably wouldn’t fit in my garage; I never have any reason to drive off-road; I hardly ever need a pickup truck at all; it’s expensive; driving this thing to work and back every day would be idiotic.

Why on earth wasn’t it lit up BEFORE someone hit it?

WHAT THE HELL is up with the last second studio lighting?

I kept picturing this guy shooting the video:

“Safety nets are for losers.” - Sens. Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy

Well, 2nd worst. She could have stayed in the car.

When I was around 13 my father and I tried to perfect the “One Cheek Sneak” — getting a silent but deadly fart out in public without laughing. We were generally a bit noisy and the other one would detect it. Giggles all around. Anyone pulling off the OCS was supposed to get away scott-free and was legally allowed to…

Sedona is awful. Reliability is questionable too.

As an Astra owner, I’m probably more partial to these than the average Jalop, but holy shit! Eight grand!???

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Judge: “Sgt. Barnes, what justification do you offer for why you shot and killed a deaf man with developmental disabilities who was carrying a metal walking stick?”

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

Worse yet, why out the security guard??? How does that make your story any “cooler”?

I’m always amused by the over zealous team mates that celebrate moments by punching,headbutting, and yanking their own team mates facemask. Oh not to mention being on the bottom of a 1500lb dogpile. What better way to celebrate than by crushing your teammate to death.

I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of seeing flabbergasted fans in the stands reeling with shock. It warms the cockles of my cold, black heart.

Just a reminder that the 3 series came in second behind the c class in sales for 2016 and that neither sold more than the dead on the vine Nissan frontier.