Cant wait for Joe Soucheray to weigh in on the “differences” between Thielen and Diggs!

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!

For real. These comments seem to suggest 1) This woman has no idea what happens during a clubhouse celebration where they have to tarp the walls and 2) That she would keep doing these hits after finding out what happens during a clubhouse celebration where they have to tarp the walls. She would ask out if she didn’t…

“What did I miss?”

“And they’ve bought her 80 new suits” -The ball is curving back into play!

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

Friendly reminder that Minshew once tried to get a medical redshirt by chugging Jack Daniels and smashing his own hand with a hammer

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Mike Minor has always been childish.

That’s my favorite thing about that clip. You just know Posey thought Strickland was being a big baby and didn’t support hitting Harper at all. He only ran out when the rest of the team converged.

Big or small, it’s hard to hate on someone for celebrating an accomplishment that’s so meaningful to them. But let’s be real, anyone with this much travel time in a given year can get pretty far in the Duolingo app.

“I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. ”

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

Thank you for mentioning modern day guns. Not for nothing Mookie had to wait for the ball to come out of the corner. That’s how good the throw was.

Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.

+1 broken system quarterback

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”

Just do what we did growing up: first is a frisbee, second is a hat, third is the oak tree next to the Walters’ yard (the shorter one), and home is Kyle’s old gym bag.

My version of this story is that my HS coach told my brother he couldn’t play catcher because he was 6'5". My brother shot back that Joe Mauer is 6'5" and he’s a great catcher. So the coach told him that if he was as good as Joe Mauer he’d be the starting catcher every game.