Calling them cowards is an insult to cowards.

the comments being turned off for all of those articles is irksome and lame. Jim and Co are cowards

Jezspin forever

This is incredible. Thank you for your service.

Is this a sports blog now? Two baseball posts already today? I am confused about the focus of this blog and, as such, will refuse to purchase items from its advertisers. Also, I really don’t appreciate the ads that suggest I am in the market for lady’s Depends, though I do admire the shade. 

Big League Chew

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

HamNo isn’t even being subtle about suggesting as much:

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Well whatever you want to call it, it looks fantastic on all of you.  Keep up the good work and know that we all support your sartorial decisions.

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

There are only two dress codes for weddings.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!