“[Tyreek Hill] is so small and black, if you squeeze him really hard he’ll turn into a diamond”

There’s something incredibly impressive and admirable when a player overcomes his own recovery and becomes viewed in the context of “just” an athlete, not a “comeback story” or anything of the sort. I would think most athletes vastly prefer the latter to the former; for example Jon Lester is now more well-known as an…

Lol should have been followed up by “HEY GREGG, what’s the fucking Browns opinion of you? How about the Saints? How do you still have a job after bounty gate?” Fucking clown.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I was watching I think cbs yesterday or maybe it was Fox, but whichever one didn’t have a first down yellow line and I’ve never felt more confused and alive

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

[Extremely Steve Miller Voice]♫ Some people callllll him prisoner number 456-895 ♫

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

NYE Triple Homicide in Apt above a Pizzeria will from now on be called a Biles.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

To be fair, it was a perfect triple murder with full layout into five pristine felonious somer-assaults.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

My grandfather lived for 20 years after the Colts absconded to Indianapolis, and until his dying day, he referred to them as the Baltimore Colts. Never even corrected himself. I used to think he was senile or obtuse, or some combination thereof. But now I understand, because there will always and forever be a San…

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.”