Having dabbled in Being Mad, he can now return to Not Being Mad and Just Thinking It’s Funny with a new perspective. He’s not saying anything, but it does make you think.

“Now I know what it’s like to be one of the teenage girls I harrass on twitter. Really put things into perspective. I’m a real boy now” - Definitely Not A Drone Bauer

sir this a wendys....

What the fuck are you talking about. That’s not what Leitch-era Deadspin was like at all.

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

How the fuck am I not on this list

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

It’s not a delusion! They’re just three games back! They just need to win four games in a row, the Twins need to lose games during the easiest schedule of the season and then...they can be bounced out in the ALDS...

This felt like a mandatory share.

I used to live in Cleveland and didn’t realize how much I missed their particular brand of delusion until you reminded me just now.

WE REALLY TRADED TRAMMELL WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

Definitely the reason they made the tradez controllable power hitter.

Francona added: “I don’t want this to be his legacy. This kid’s a good pitcher”

Tribe also get Franmil Reyes who is probably the most important part of this deal. 

I’m a Tribe fan and now I don’t need to go through mental gymnastics to root for Bauer anymore!  PUIG IS MY FRIEND NOW, BITCHES!

I really don’t understand the problem. Is a pitcher not expected to throw? Let him chuck it.

Dear Michigan State University,

I assume a pension is also part of the deal. As a graduate of the institution I can't bring myself to wear their logo anymore. What a disgrace.

Must be nice to get that publicly funded golden parachute, and possibly still get your picture on the wall while those that suffered under her watch will still have to fight that trauma that her ignorance helped allow, probably for their whole lives.