Well, see, the premise of the blog was “unless you watched a lot of Rockies games, you probably won’t remember how awesome Tulo was.” And I provided a counterpoint, while also agreeing with the author that Tulo was, indeed, great.

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

All of those reporters and not one mention of whether or not it was even a good cake. 

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Khris Davis is batting .142 in the month of July, and he hasn’t homered since June 18.

I believe the Boston Red Sox are winners here.

You’re wrong.  I have it on very good authority that My Team Sucks.

Sir, please put your shirt and shoes back on or else we’ll have to deny you service

fuck you, my team has no kicker

I took my blood, I doped it down

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

During plebe summer at the Naval Academy (1997) one of my squadmates revealed that she had never seen Top Gun. She was roundly mocked, nicknamed Goose, and since plebes aren’t allowed to watch movies or listen to music, our platoon had to re-enact as much of the movie as we could remember, including the music. The…

It’s actually rather amazing how well the Onion’s writers know their subjects:

you didn’t miss anything. that was from a copy of an old draft that I apparently missed changing. that’s been fixed.

Good for you. No snark. Recognizing patterns of behavior in yourself, acknowledging that they are wrong, and acting on that to improve yourself is not simple. Breaking those patterns is necessary to break the generational cycles of abuse in families and those that have been codified in society. Props for being vocal…

There are some people (like me) who really never give their car a second thought as long as parts aren’t falling off while they’re rolling down the freeway. Then there are other people who are constantly tinkering with their vehicles, upgrading parts, performing maintenance, washing and waxing them...

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

I acknowledge that you are entitled to this awful opinion.