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I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson

I approve!

Bill Murray Girl is everything. I'm the brand new president of her brand new fan club.

Are we 100% sure the girl playing Bill Murray isn't actually Bill Murray?

Thank you! Thank you so so much! This is very possibly the best thing I have ever seen, ever, and it helps making a shitty day a lot better - especially that penguin wearing a Penguin books sweater!

I feel like crying actually. This is really getting to me today. I'm so tired of all of this shit.

Uh.... No. No I did not miss it. Its in the first paragraph of THIS article. Thats the whole point. What the hell.

Okay, but if you feel the need to do that, you don't need the disclaimer. Because it's gonna be racist.

Especially in a car. Nothing like having your stroll become a "figure out a way to escape from an abduction situation" out of nowhere.

It's like a non-diabetic saying "I don't give a shit about injectable insulin."

Nell Scovell is currently writing the movie version of Lean In for Sony Pictures.

Being sized up by a random dude makes me want to commit murder. However, when I'm with my hubby, it hardly ever happens. Interesting.

Yes! One instance that has always stuck with me was when I was on the train in Manhattan. I had my headphones on but my phone had died so no music, and this guy got on after me and looked me up and down really exaggeratedly, and then kind of looked at his friend with raised eyebrows and his friend said, "I know you

i haaaaate the turnaround-stare. like, be more disgusting, please, try. i understand people have eyes and some people are attractive, and looking is ok. staring is not, and turning around to pan up and down and stare at someone's ass is NOT ACCEPTABLE. WHO RAISED YOU. recently a guy did it on the subway platform, and

OMG that guy silently walking by her for 5 minutes. Blech! Gave me the chills.

Here's a news flash: young adults often withhold information (or just lie) when talking about their sex lives with their parents.

I really hope she shows up. What a perfect privileged world she lives in.

Probably. Just in case: Hey Kathleen Hale! You are an asshole and I will never read your shitty books.

So I was talking about this author and Guardian article on Goodreads (I absolutely love Goodreads, by the way). Someone I follow on Goodreads (a pretty influential YA book reviewer there) was talking about how after she read the Guardian piece, she was never going to read a book of Kathleen Hale's. Sounds reasonable