My required listening of the Boswell Sisters for class started playing while I watched the video. It was surprisingly fitting.

I hope it turned out better for you than it did for the Gang.

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

The best thing about hockey fights is they always look a moment away from breaking into a pairs routine. Come-on 25, just hoist 22 up into that lift you've been practicing.

This is way too tame for Florida. If this happened in Florida the brawl would be over something like the bride doing bong hits via her vagina but bogarting the bong.

So much love for these pics. So much love for these pics it made me finally sign up for an account instead of lurking eternally because I JUST HAD TO EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THESE PICS.

They made me LOL, as Danny would say, "lots of laughs."

420 blaze nip

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

Do not Google image "body in trunk." Not helpful for a Jalop pun.

"Now, I've never had a dead body in my trunk, but I imagine some pine scented air fresheners are not going to make that smell tolerable enough for me to put it off while I visit the local big box store. Just sayin'."

after his death, Marc Maron ran an interview he did with Robin Williams right after Robin got out of rehab after his relapse on his WTF podcast. Maron is also a recovery alcoholic and addict and maybe that helped Robin relax but he gives maybe the most earnest interview I've ever heard him give. Everyone who is…

The day after Robin Williams died, I had a planned visit to my personal Mr. Keatings, who actually introduced most of us watch Dead Poets Society in class. It changed my entire life. (Mr. Williams was the dad I had always wished I had, because my father was such a shithead.) And I walked into my old classroom and saw…

I struggle with clinical depression. The only reason I'm alive is because of my daughter.

Or, kids are weird and do weird shit like flop around on a sofa while their parents are busy talking, and the parents don't see it before the photographer does because they're busy talking to the president.

Jeremy Piven, with all the ew ew icky, still hasn't been involved in any real scandals. I know, it is a low bar to set, but in a world where there is Cee Lo Green, can we really complain about Jeremy Piven?

When did he get a dui??? This is news to me.

I am fine with the armpit thing. I mean, if the ladies being sniffed are fine with it. Not mine though. I'm ticklish.

I saw John Cusack at a bar on the Upper West Side in 1991 and my friend asked to bum a cigarette from him. He turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and picked his nose. With gusto.

True story- I watched 27 Dresses in bed with a pan of brownies while PMSing. I was in a fight with my husband. After the movie we made up, and I cried while laying on a heating pad. Then I drank more wine.

We have sheets like that for inside sleeping bags. Just a standard single folded in half and sewn around to make a bag. I never thought of using a duvet over for a double bed, though!