that's genius. I have something like that for when I stay in seedy hotels but never thought of pulling it with a duvet cover!

My avatar is currently Clara because "C" is actually my first initial, but Neville is probably my favorite and I love Kate, Olive and Zillah.

AND WHAT ABOUT TURNING THE MATTRESS!

You get + 7 for your use of "slattern".

The fact that this Goop article didn't start with hiring a master artisan woodworker to carve a headboard out of downed Birdseye Maple makes it a massive disappointment. 3 Goops out of a possible 10.

I put the fitted sheet on by starting at one of the top corners then doing the bottom corner that is opposite it diagonally. This keeps the corners of the sheets from popping off and making me cry.

BUT HOW DO I ARRANGE THE PILLOWS?!?!

I am all in favor of a sheet cuff. It keeps you from touching the blanket/comforter, which doesn't get washed nearly as often. Pressing it, though? Ain't nobody got time for that. Spend those precious minutes sleeping in that bed.

"Babies should be more accommodating."

Came here to say this exact same thing. I'm just not quick enough off the mark to have original comments these days. *mumbles about whippersnappers*

Oh, Angie.

In America, there is almost nothing a customer can say or do to warrant being asked to leave. Technically verbal abuse or hate speech, but if you read enough of these posts (or talk to anyone who has worked in the service industry) we are expected to expect that sort of thing.

GOOD. Too bad it wasn't worse. Fuck this lady.

Hey morons, it's not a miracle that it didn't kill you, it's the opposite of a miracle because you got into a fucking hideous car crash.

Oh come on, don't act like bread soaked in bacon grease wouldn't be amazing (in moderation).

I wish he was Withnail though.

Yeah, this is the sort of pearl-clutching bullshit I'd expect Bill O'Reilly to go on about today. "What's the deal with all these gays????"

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

Okay?! That is a suit either made by Dolce and Gabbana or custom made. There isn't a single thing about that suit that is cheap, lazy or anything other than befits the man wearing it. The "right" mocks him for wearing Mom jeans and the moment he wears an expensive suit, they scream over spending. Yeah, fuck off. I…