The last time I did this in my cubicle my coworkers got out the fire extinguisher and called HR. Roof on dancing roofing man, roof on.

I kind of love Laura Dern, and I simply could not tell you why.

Laura Dern being too classy in my eyes to get involved in couple bitcherel, that is.

Chelsea Handler can't stand Angie. Gwyneth Paltrow will get conscious-coupling envy. Mike Tyson will find an old grudge does come back. Steve-O will feel teary regret at getting that dragon tat with Billy Bob Thornton's name. Any and all of Billy Bob's partners except Laura Dern. Juliette Lewis just doesn't care.

6. The junior interns at inTouch, Us Weekly, and Ok!, who can now no longer rely on Brangelina wedding speculation as a way of breaking up the unending flow of PREGNANT and DUMPED stories.

Don't bring LIW into this. She'd have been thrilled! lol

and members of the LGBT community who are mad that they said they would wait to get married until everyone could get married

Man, some of these commenters are vicious...

Team Duckie 4evah!

#2 Don't be so angsty

1. Condoms

You know Charlize, for all of that wisdom you've gained over the years I don't think you've quite grasped what it means for a flower's chances of long-term survival if it's in a vase.

They've been forcing them to hand out fake Mexican food, this is just the logical next step.

ETA: I'm so glad pictures are back. Real/thoughful comments are too hard.

I have a feeling that Holmes herself had forgotten that she can be a good actress. Because she is. Pre-Cruise, she did some genuinely promising, interesting stuff. But now with a little more grit and life experience, she also has something richer and textured and intriguing to give to her work. I hope she does well.…

I haven't really liked much of her work since Pieces of April, which I thought she was great in. It was a combination of not picking particularly great projects (The Kennedys, anyone?) and her marriage to Tom Cruise overshadowing pretty much everything she did.

I would hope so. I have tap shoes and I put them on when I am drunk and it is the best thing ever.

"Are you up?" I texted.

The texts that murdered MY romance was the string of very explicit sexts between my wife of 10 years and her boss...