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I found the question valid, and her response a bit overkill. I can only imagine the shit storm if these had been about Disney princesses. Just saying that I wish dead spin had the princess version of this posted just to see the reactions offered up in the comments section from both typical dead spin visitors and

I see what you're saying here, it's the critiques that get me. I find it really, really hard to believe that they'd be okay with "rating" the aesthetics of vaginas, real or cartoon. The images themselves aren't a problem (they are fun), but something seems kind of off about essentially having a "rate this dick"

This just in: Jezebel staff as equally unable to handle criticism as their reader base.

We then passed those specifications on to Gawker Media staff illustrator Tara Jacoby

Right, so solve wrong with more wrong, got it.

I don't really care about it being unfair to men. Actually, I don't really care at all. I'm just saying that if women are going to stoop to our level of sexism, then men have no incentive to change their behavior. So bash us for sexism or join us in it, but doing both just works against yourself.

..says the writer for a site with a comments section (replying within that comments section, nonetheless).

Thanks Tracie, I'm really looking forward to seeing that later today!

So, this all part of the process of "leveling the playing field"? The strategy now is to "get even" instead of discouraging the objectification of women? Okay.

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

I mean the real question here is why didn't she just leave the kids with her Nanny, Chef, or Chauffeur?? It just makes no sense.

I posted an Instagram video the other day of my dog and you can hear me in the background doing her voice (Yes, I have a special voice I use when she's talking, yes I'm crazy). My boyfriend saw it was like "We're sharing the dog voice now? Are you sure about this?"

DAISY YOU HAD ONE JOB.

No kids, but hell yes I drive my dogs to the dog park. I'd love to walk them there but it's not remotely in walking distance. Though walking one's dog in the dog park does rather defeat the purpose.

You're totally right. Or he/she might not even be able to have children or even want them to begin with. Either way, in my effort to contextualize his/her statement, I asked an inelegant question in poor taste. I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to hurt his/her feelings.

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school

You'd think some of the money they save short changing women on salaries could go to free tampons for all.

this looks like the lobster tail I ate last night after having penis

Oh my.

"Two days before graduation, seniors reach out to younger students with whom they'd like to hook up before departing for college."