This is just going to painfully remind Prince Charles how long ago he was a baby and WHEN DOES HE GET TO BE FUCKING KING ALREADY. He's already the longest-serving heir apparent in British history.

woow Jenny is the hypocrite, say it is not so.....

Indentured servants are actually useful, though. Unlike a Birkin bag.

Yep. You're buying a symbol of wealth, not the actual object. I mean, just fucking buy some land and some indentured servants if you're that hard up to show off.

Yeah, that's way more bothersome to me than someone writing on a bag they own.

It's tacky and offensive that there is a bag that costs more than what a large number of Americans make in a year.

I've decided this means cheap Chinese food is good for me. Because SCIENCE.

A little education never hurt anyone. It might make a good road map.

I worked in entertainment news. Stories about Kevin? He was super friendly. Not pretentious at all. Very self deprecating. Remembered me without prompting from publicist. Met him and his wife again later for a charity video he was shooting. Good to crew. Everyone liked him. Also joked around how I put the mic on him…

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

"Let's see what happens next" has kept me alive a couple times.

It's like... "um, you know people can see these, right?"

I've still never, ever gotten past the time Biggs and his wife Jenny Mollen:

#notallpiefuckers

All I've read of hers was a story about she and Biggs trying to hire a prostitute for a threesome, and her profound sense of superiority in relation to the sex workers in the piece grossed me out in a major way.

Except his wife is as big of a douchebag as he is.

actor, maybe. Comedian, fuck no.

Aw... Poor babies. That leads me to wonder WHY THE HELL ARE WE MAKING PURSES OUT OF THEM?

Who buys a $100k bag? I'm assuming people who want to make life easier for the tribunals in the coming revolution.

I miss Isabella so much.