They're awesome. Choose impressed.

That's usually my first though too! I kinda shrug and go, well, spit's a good solvent...

I'm trying to think if there is anything I haven't tried to clean with spit!

For white/light panties I just found how successful lemon juice is. After a couple hours/overnight the stain is completely gone and it doesn't seem to degrade the fabric as much as bleach does.

I'm really excited that we found a cleaning problem where vinegar is not the solution.

My trick is to not care about the stains in my menstrual cup. It is a silicone cup that is either full of menstrual blood or inside my vagina...why worry about some "unsightly stains" on such a fantastically functional item?

So I'm not the only one who's spit-cleaned a blood stain? I feel so much better now, and less like an immature slob. :)

Ooh I want to see the front of Asian Lady's copper mask-hat. That looks amazingly understated for Ascot but soooo fun.

I, TOO, WANT ALL OF THESE HATS!

I LOVE PHILIP TREACY AND I LOVE GIGANTIC ABSURD HATS!!!!

WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THIS, YES. Also, I really like that they did it that way, instead of having each gender wear their own respective genitalia. Very normalizing and accepting, well done.

I don't wanna gender-police here, but um...isn't that a Penis Woman and Vagina Man? (Which, personally, I think is even radder than the other way around.)

She must have pissed someone off.

Right? She has people. It's her people's job to make sure she doesn't leave the house looking like this.

EXACTLY! Her butt looks huge... and we all know it's not.

There are times when high waisted pants look great and then there are times they make your ass look huge.

Why did no one tell her?!

Incredibly ill-fitting. That's the way my kid's tush looks in pants, but she's in diapers.

This seems ill-fitting. Like it made her ass look like it's 5 feet long and the pant legs are droopy. I HATE IT.

Now, normally I'd agree with you, but my buddy Magnum here takes a little offense.