I would still fuck her. She's tougher than any man I know.

Needless to say, everyone who worked there hated the song.

Imagine you met and married your high school sweetheart and together you lived your whole lives in East Shitheel, Nebraska and then you had your 30th Wedding Anniversary at fucking McDonald's.

The other day I saw a young (maybe 20ish) man in the street with a leprechaun and four leaf clover combination that looked EXACTLY like a cock and balls tattooed on his neck. It was like he'd written I was hanging around with the wrong crowd one St Patrick's Day on his face.

Similar answer for you.

I am going to live live the rest of my life believing that Tom Hanks is the reason for that category. Thank you for the research!

I love crunchy/crispy allergy too.

3 million people is not half of Europe. It's just more people than would turn out for a protest in the US, about anything.

I think think they meant who gives a shit that your unsolicited proofreading help was not acknowledged. Now put down that jar of maraschino cherries, Uncle Ned.

Tom Hanks should get an Oscar just for that scene. Or, you know, an Emmy.

Hey man, you hurt nobody, you're just hurting yourself.

I expressed it that way to emphasize the fact that some are rich and some are poor, and that's the way the world is.

This is triggering the shit out of me, and I've never even HAD an eating disorder.

When we go and have our photos taken we are flat out told that our skin will be retouched to hide blemishes.

NOT ALL COLLEGE DUDES. Only one in 3!

My father was a bank robber, but he never hurt anybody. He just liked to live that way.

I went to read this and then I couldn't because OMG THE PAIN I felt when they replaced my Mirena without using a blocking anesthetic (when it was first inserted it they had used one without me knowing.) It was an out-of body experience : the worst pain I have ever felt. I left myself an went somewhere else, like abuse…

Is it me or has Gwyneth Paltrow looked freshly dead for a few years now?

This is the corporate powers encouraging us all to give up, so that they may have an easier time in controlling us.

Have you ever thought about how insanely privileged YOU are to have access to a computer and to have time to troll on it? Because I have. And you are.