I hear you, Satan! I think that "prestige" is the major motivation of many classical piano teachers, ballet teachers, beauty pageant coaches etc.... They don't see children/ students as people, just as a means to their own glorification. They are monsters, narcissistic sociopaths, and parents enable them. It's…

I just found an interview on the internet with a teacher who was a "friend" of my childhood teacher but from what she says, they may as well have been the same person.

Besides, the guy had just been elected the first non-white President in American History, if he'd come out like a WWF star with fireworks and heavy metal music, it wouldn't have been over the top.**

The other day I went to the public library and there was a old piano sitting in the outside foyer for people to play. I sat down and tootled around for a bit, had some fun. It was good to remind myself that playing the piano isn't about what anyone else expects of me, it's about what I want to do.

It's horrible, but you're not alone. Ballet teachers, Sports coaches, all kinds of of children's teachers hurt children. Parents surrender their kids to them for a couple of hours a week and the teachers get off on the power of controlling them. Much love to you!

I was a cocktail waitress at a filthy titty bar

I was a cocktail waitress at a filthy titty bar

Good for you for tearing her a hole! I just posted a vicious bully teacher story too. They're freaking everywhere.

I think there should probably be a trigger warning before this story, because other people have told me they have had similar experiences, and it's about sustained child hoood trauma. So, well, anyway:

BUT THE MAGGOTS ARE GOOD FOR IT THEY CLEAN THE WOUND AND STUFF AND ON BATTLEFIELDS THEY LET THE MAGGOTS EAT ALL THE GANGRENE OUT Sorry, sorry. I'll get you a bucket and a towel and a glass of water. Sorry.

This stands to reason. If the police can assault anyone at anytime, they should be able to supervise other folks assaulting others righteously. Right?

Anal prolapse! So that's what that is! I thought I'd just developed a kind of little pocket there.

It's not gross. Anyone who has ever eaten too much of anything will have a similar story.

Mothers, Don't Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Assholes

Are you a better person for it?

I guess lots of people do, but I don't, so fuck you, Killjoy.

That was terrifying. All those recorders triggered a huge CRUMHORN ensemble flashback from my childhood.

I knew this video was going to depress me but I pressed play anyway. I got to 44 seconds and stopped. So, great news! I'm learning to manage my depression triggers!

He doesn't really break. He just bends a little at the corners of his mouth.

That BROOCH! I want that brooch, it is just fantastic! But of course it is worth a million billion dollars now because Oprah wore it in this sketch. I hope she auctions it for charity.