First of all I was revolted but then I just wanted to stuff it with cranberry stuffing and now I'm conflicted and also crying and I hate myself.

I think questions about gender and class are an eternal and ongoing dialogue, a vast spectrum that I have no wish to place myself on definitively. I read a lot of Camille Paglia when I was coming up. I don't agree with all of her ideas, but she has also voiced her frustration with "first-world feminism", and I get…

Is it just me, or does the new wife look a bit like Talia Balsam?

This moment is Legend in New Zealand as The First Time The Future King Crawled. But you're so right! He's probably pooing.

Captain Darling: For god's sake, I'm as English as Queen Victoria!

Interesting. In that outfit, to me he looks like he's saying

No, no no no no no. These are pictures of Prince WILLIAM when he was wee. I remember. I was there.

You can keep Russell Crowe.

I live in Auckland city and the ONLY thing I miss about the suburbs is the Inorganic Collection. It's like a huge, free, streets-long garage sale and it's AWESOME.

This is what Americans sound like to me all the time.

Clucking like a chicken is not crowing. THIS is crowing.

That's not crowing. That's NOT what J.M.Barrie meant by crowing!

I just watched it again and realized how prophetic it is. Except C.C. is now K.K...

Screw my delinquent family members. Let them steal some shit to give to ME.

"Why did you trust him?" Because it's BILL COSBY, the father of the nation, you idiot!

No, but Denis Leary did. Probably just to raise Bill's ghost. I think you hear me knocking...on your COFFIN, Bill....

So I guess Bill Hicks never did Jay Leno's show. Or a television commercial. - or maybe this whole bit is a commercial for The Tonight Show and Doritos?

I'm saying they cope with being abandoned a lot better than they cope with being murdered.

You of all fictional characters know that, Violet.

I know all of these things.