Really? It seems pretty ordinary to me. Happens all the time.

I just wish that lady in Texas who drowned her sons in the bath and that other lady who drove her kids into a lake had thought of the "running away" solution. Kids can cope with most things. They abide.

My mother? That fuckin' bitch.

It's just actors pretending to be corpses. I am disappoint.

Have you ever heard of being set up to make a gag?

I think that is equally likely to have happened. Alanah may have just got lucky here.

Fully flushed out? You threw her down the toilet?

I can attest that even unsuccessful comedians do.

Some of them really didn't.

Favourite episode - 17 People. Runner up - In This White House.

Poisoned by his DOUCHINESS at least.

Kim Kardashian's ass = two greasy hams hanging in a butchers window.

Men can always fuck another man, they don't even have to talk to each other.

I think that NO man should ever touch a woman ever again without her express written permission.

Sure there are.

Today, in Classic Hollywood Moves:

There are worse things on TV than ghost sex.

There are no badly written parts, only actors who can't improv.

I'm just going to be really mean right now because I hate Elizabeth Banks. Is that her name? Get out of the frame you whore.

John Cleese came into my work once. I was alone in the store so I couldn't run away. I had to stay there and serve him. I had to be the person in the shop serving John Cleese. Toughest gig EVER.