I enjoy pet videos until I realize how those houses must smell.

I said they're not grown up and I meant it.

Lena Dunham looks like a stick of melting butter in that dress. Perhaps this is a compliment, I don't know.

A friend of mine was in the same situation - she played the wife of Matt Damon when he played a fat, schmucky guy. She made the same joke. That's the joke you make in interviews in that situation. The interviewer sets you up for it and you take it, because it burns time.

I just think she's naturally really hyper, and this is exacerbated by her surroundings.

I'm sure I'm supportive of a lot of people in my life who are pedophiles, but I just don't know it.

Ronan Farrow needs to shut up about Woody. Work through it, guy.

Is that Bette? Oh My God.

It's funny because they are not grown up and they don't have a sense of humor yet.

I think you mean He doesn't understand the concept of female body autonomy but I could be wrong.

I checked with my girlfriend. She’s cool with what I asked.

Dear Doyin. Thank you for having and raising kids so that I don't have to. This is a great photograph and you all look gorgeous. Love, Part Of The Village.

So Hitler fringes are in now?

He looks spiky. It was worth it for the awesome picture though.

And I know it's a thing (maybe a sitcom thing?) to bitch about having to do a fake porn moan under the same sweaty, hairy, disgusting meatsack of a pre-corpse you've been holding your farts in under for the last five or 10 or 15 years or whatever, but I don't even care: I WANT THAT.

Most of all, how dare a woman not do what a man tells her to do?

Also, I AM MAN I ASK QUESTION WHY YOU NOT ANSWER QUESTION BITCH

You're right. Maybe I should shake things up a bit!

Mmm.. it's just not very effective. It is a gorgeous outfit though.

I don't often go out to lunch, but when I do, I like to wear a brassiere.