I have this to say about Patricia Clarkson - Pieces Of April.

Whatever you think of her work situation, it is not your business. Whatever else you do, remember to never bring up her - or your - career in conversation ever again. Don't think about it. Don't have an opinion on it. Not. Your. Business.

To be fair, FedEx is legendary for their bad service.

What kind of asshole lives in a mansion?

+100

So the thing is not to complain, right?

Oh, well, babies are everywhere. Packages might be worth something.

Finally.

Nikki Minaj is hilarious.

This is a fabulous ring. 16 year old girls should wear it on their dominant hand with the pointy bits outwards (up the finger). If they need to fight back from unwanted sexual advances, the jewels should leave a decent mark, and the filigree will collect plenty of DNA.

I LOVE the cuddly Cumberbatch dolly. I MUST HAVE,

I want to produce a line of kid's t-shirts that read,

Okay, so this is the proper process for maids dealing with sex toys? It kind of makes sense - the maid wants to be able to make the bed.

I'm a card-carrying adult, and a couple of years ago I had a dream that I went to the bathroom and peed and woke up realizing that I was peeing and still in bed. It was horrifying, but so weird that I - like Jennifer - went to work and told people because I thought it was funny. No one laughed.

BRAZIL - Doing Civilization Properly!

How does that work out for you - honestly no snark? I want to be able to do this and get away with it.

Before reading this thread I wanted to do that to them EVERY DAY.

You're the one who's obsessed with lineage, not Mr Rocknroll.

Well, thank you. My advice is - from now on you should only laugh genuinely. Stop fake-laughing at once! Everyone can tell.