Sleepovers taught me that sleeping with other people is a social event. It took me years of marriage to get over this concept.

WHY ARE THEY RUINING THAT PERFECTLY NICE EIDERDOWN WITH NAIL POLISH?

That's fantastic.

I think that, as a man, you have to be careful when complimenting women on boots and sweaters. Sometimes you say "' I love your boots!" or "I love your sweater!"and they hear I love your legs or I love your boobs.

The habit of washing outer garments frequently is recently modern. Underwear, shirts and blouses were washed more regularly, but outer clothes were like coats - only washed when they were put away for the season.

These are VERY sexy, and come in a great range of colors. The sole looks good too.

YES! ....... to the TIME MACHINE!

That's me! I am the Cat in the Back who gives ZERO fucks.

Oh no. I haven't given imaginary birth to it yet. I meant eventually.

The trumpet playing in the background really makes it, too.

I'm sending my imaginary baby to a kibbutz.

What, Raymond Carver?

Nicki Minaj, you look so not stupid here. You are the BOSS.

You shall be hanged by the neck until you are dead

Ooh, no. You crossed the line! I'm glad it was you and not me.

And the ones that film it! Don't forget them.

If you don't want to be spontaneous, you don't have to be spontaneous. But if he is pressing you to be, why don't don't you take the power into your OWN hands an be spontaneous on HIM and see how he likes it?

Oh, go and buy a lipstick. You know you want to.

It's cool. EVERYONE does that.

*sigh*