But when they're all stoned, what's to stop stoned toddler from getting the gun out while they all laugh and laugh....?

Lindsay, PLEASE stop talking about yourself. Go do some volunteering or something.

No wait - it's in Moonrise Kingdom, isn't it? or maybe Wes Anderson was referencing John Hughes ( but that doesn't sound like him.)

I hope I live to see it too. And now, I feel like I'm going to regret that ...

I was stuck on There's a ship named after cow pens? but then I used the Google and I shut my fat foreign mouth.

-5 points for making a Wes Anderson reference

Gee, can I please be an expert at something and look hot, too, just because?

Good. We got rid of Tranny. Now can we PLEASE get rid of Fag Hag?

Wow, are you paranoid, honey.

She was one of the original Pixie Dream Girls in The Accidental Tourist - even at 6 feet tall.

That's how you do it.

Yup, there's no "respectfully"about it~!

I got one of these.

What is going on with Britney's face? Has she had work done? She doesn't look like herself.

I just love Biblical names.

I love their straight-up Cel-Ray soda.

Dentists are freaking weirdos. I love weirdos.

Is it weird that I want to get cosmetic surgery to make my mouth look like that? I think it's kind of cool.

Sick Dad dressed as SANTA then raped us

Thanks. I did! She really is.