VERE'S NO SUCH FING AS ASPERGERS

Oh honey, just post the damn film. We're dying here!

Absolutely. Let us be the judges.

It says the size of a hand. It doesn't say whose hand.

It's the black and gold, and the fleur-de-lis. It gets me every time.

If that Saints purse is the size of a hand, it's totally okay to take to an NFL game.

Actually, don't even call us then.

She's a cooking writer who has made television series' about her cooking.

wut....?

On this occasion I am more worried about poor people's ability to pay bills than I am about fat people's health. It's a tough choice, though.

How dare you! That's caused by scoliosis.... surely?

Proud to be the 891st liker of this post. Even though I am a wife.

It would be almost funny if it wasn't so horrible.

I like that she admitted to having taken it once or twice.

Give Saachi plenty of rope, I say. And a gun. And a razor...

Italics and bolding?

This is poetry.

Did you ever consider that your friends might be fucking with you?