That meal has more meat in it than I'll probably eat today.

Also, maybe wait till the cheesecake is completely cold before putting the topping on?

I'm glad folks can see through this. This public shaming of a abused woman is sickening.

This divorce is going to be so terrible I honestly wish someone would just shoot Saachi.

He is pointing at her and confessing what he is most ashamed of in himself.

I am nowhere near the English press freakshow, but it seems to me that Mr Saachi is definitely a hateful manipulating arsehole.

Maybe next time try doubling the volumes for the topping. This looks delicious.

Welcome, welcome! Unlike you I never had the patience to lurk - but then, I came in from Gawker.

Is that untouched pie down in front?

Julia Roberts would have been teased for a whole lot of other things before they got around to her hair.

Pretty tits! The assonance alone sells me.

My whole family thought LOL meant "lots of love" for the first few years of the internet, because we wrote that to each other on greeting cards.

well ain't you the hoity toity

I'm so tired of debating what random pop-culture meme is racist today.

I see what you're doing there.

I have friends who swear by this technique.

I invite you all to take a tour of my pubic area.

I will never be bald in my nether regions.

Maybe it's because no matter what length your hair is there, it's always Party In The Back.

I got a meat pack from my sister in law last year, and home made preserves the year before. She rocks my world.