Nah, he’s a dirt-smearing dickhead

There’s some real holes in the system.

Shakespeare would’ve whupped that ass, boy.

Mayonaise, duh.

Nitpicking:

I think this is a great tribute. I’ve had trouble swallowing some of the excessive Carrie Fisher’s death media crap lately. It crosses the line between honoring someone and turns into graveyard navel-gazing. Before I go on, let me mention that I saw the first Star Wars 12 times. No, not on DVD, silly. Not streaming,…

What’s the game within a game in GTA V?

It’s not used because it’s an exemplary lawsuit.

The coffee was not just “hot,” but dangerously hot.

Yep.

But... what if we could just blame companies that had ideas that might have prevented bad stuff from happening, but which weren’t implemented?

“Brad Pitt cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie.” Brad Pitt was in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston, then he did something with Jolie that broke the agreement he had with Aniston.

Your description (“He was seduced, she stole him away”) makes Jolie the responsible party and diminishes Pitt’s agency, and therefore his responsibility. He’s just a dumb animal who she targeted with her feminine wiles.He’s the one who’s obligated not to cheat.

I don’t think yelling at clouds counts as truth-telling.

She looks like Cher.

And Pitt proved his lack of empathy.

“stole”.

I was hoping she’d actually stuffed her legs through a weird gap in the back of the couch, in order to produce this stupid photo.

In which a white man complains about things made by white men.

That movie was bad.