Neither could Steve Malkmus.

Oooh, that is good.

Putting an accessory on a pet doesn’t make it look like a celebrity wearing the same accessory.

Not to take sides here, but I sure hope you plan on living past 30.

“... if you support a third party...”

Also, how do those people get from her comment to transphobia?

I think jujumonkey (and many others) are phrasing this wrong. I’m also puzzled by the Chipotle fandom, but not because of authenticity.

Government would be so much cleaner if the Republicans were actual libertarians. The divisions between that ideology and the standard Democratic one are clear and reasonable, and the disputes that arise stem from differences in underlying values and beliefs, rather than straight partisan animus.

Or, listen to *gagging* Ralph Nader and, if you support a third party and live in a non-competitive state (such as California), feel free to vote for your preferred candidate.

I know this is silly, but it kinda feels wrong that it’s not in the Seahawks’ colors.

Please update the article to reflect the fact that it is either oil on legs or paint on legs, not either oil on legs or paint.

Goddam, I was so confused by the article, I thought that it was either paint or legs, so I kept scrolling down and up to see if I could unsee the legs.

On a similar note, cars are more dangerous than ATVs. There are far more car accidents than ATV accidents.

No. Driving is not about rights.

My fucking god.

The key thing to keep in mind is that the people who have the money and can’t think of anything more interesting to spend it on are typically 55+ and not necessarily the most... uh... y’know what I mean.

We should all move to wherever it is that the average person makes however much it is post-tax that makes a $400k car affordable, then we can all buy $400k supercards!

I pulled up to a red light in the left lane. A mid 2000's Explorer was already at the light in the right lane. I looked over passively, as you do, and there was a fucking dog sitting upright (“human style”), belted in, in the driver’s seat.

It’s visible! Whooo! That’s like drinking a Michelob Ultra and saying to your more tongue-having friends, “How are all those calories? Because this is still perfectly beer.”

That’s not the other side of the aisle.