Really looks more like Frank keeps shit company.

Don’t hit him with the context! Silver works at a different media company, and he expresses opinions with a level of force similar to the level of force with which opinions are expressed by writers at the former GM.

Dean losing might have been a huge boon for us; he went on to lead the DNC, where he helped establish a lot of the machinery that helped Obama win.

Every election sees a bunch of ‘correctly predicted election’ streaks die.

But I opened this club in Palm Beach, which is one of if not the wealthiest areas in the world, and it was a huge success, and it doesn’t discriminate, so I’m really proud of how I ran that club.

Shut the fuck up Ben. Also, why did your face look so fucked up on Bill’s show?

“Solid” foundations are pretty good.

“Solid” foundations are pretty good.

FTFY: Do you think he makes Heidi call him “Mister President” in bed the sleeping pit that they slime-roll into, after they shed their human skins for the day?

It is extremely gratifying, but even there, she’s researched, which she clearly should stop using as a basis for her important beliefs.

BILL AND MELINDA GATES, FOLLOWED BY CLINTON.

BILL AND MELINDA GATES, FOLLOWED BY CLINTON.

Maybe they should hire Max Martin, given that he’s written basically all of her hit songs.

Can you guys fix this bug where the header images are inexplicable?

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! SEE VIBRATRONICA SET FIRE TO THE STANDS AND BUURN A HOOOOOOOOLE OF EFFIGY THROOOOOOOUGH THE WALLS!

Usuuuuuuuaaaaallllllyyyyyyyyyyyy

Aren’t antibiotics usually in pill form?

You’re wrong, though. Should be Yoko

A woman (who shot an unarmed person to death), you mean.

You dumb. You so dumb.

Yeah, but at least it prevents them from having to argue two contradictory things.

Raithers, if you take the ‘t’ from eight and hook it up with the ‘h’.