MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE HER SOME OF YOUR STOOL ON A SILVER PLATTER

The complaint isn’t, “THEY OWE US AN EXPLANATION”, it’s “It sucks that they won’t explain the change”.

Mystery bans? That’s just added difficulty, bro.

WEST COAST BEST COAST EAST COAST LEAST MOST

Can we talk about his attempted young man haircut?

Just change your name to match, dumbass

He... wasn’t dead then?

“Stop policing speech”

He was like a car possessed!

They’re also terrible because they don’t have any checks on their driving.

C’mon folks, nobody’s going to posit the incredibly believable theory that Shia LeBouef paid a dude to punch a guy in order to either:

Counterpoint: Shia paid to have the guy punch the supposed lookalike, in order to make this call.

C’mon man, I don’t want to have to do your job for you: “Patronut”

When was Chris Parnell on Raw?

Nah, his play of the night was catching the ball with 40 seconds left and deciding to step back and shoot the most “just fuck my shit up, Skip” three pointer of all time.

I mean... could they not have purchased some entity that runs Nostalwhatever for a trivial sum and let things continue apace?

People give them a ton of credit for making a game with a lot of complex features and no explanation.

The fuck is “go for 2 & 5"?

Dammit. Should’ve read all the way down.

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