It really was, but also completely fascinating. It was a very clear image, it was not just some oblong blob, you could make out her head, torso, arms and legs. We call it "the Shroud of Jillian" now.

Drew, I actually witnessed a miracle, an actual, literal miracle, involving sheets, and my step-daughter. My college aged step daughter was not so keen on changing her sheets, washing her sheets, washing anything, to be honest, or even just being clean. And because of her age, my wife stopped doing things for her,…

Nice boneless smoked shoulders are almost as cheap as hocks and way yummier.

I love making bad internet comments. The worse, the better. I loves to stir me some shit.

Why even rescue that Hummer? Environmental concerns, I suppose.

This is why I love you, Drew Magary.

Is sports fandom a mental illness? Or just some kind of leftover from our "bipedal apes who live in packs with a set pecking order" history, we are hardwired to be so fascinated by the prowess of the alpha males that we become retarded, and just give them whatever they want?

Its not hyperbole. Since about 1980 the GOP has dragged the entire spectrum that far to the right, made “liberal” a dirty word, and the DLC third way democrats ran to meet them in the middle, and never could and still can’t because the goalposts that mark this mythical "middle" keep receding to the right like a mirage…

It is indeed a very serious conundrum; to elect the moderate republican or the actual democrat, but risk, by nominating the actual democrat, losing the election and winding up with a drooling, frothing maniacal government-hating Christian conservative psychopath. But on the other hand, Hillary could also lose to the…

The message suggests that mature, realistic, practical people, seeing that they may be unable to accomplish what they want, just give up. And thus, they achieve all their goals, by not having any. Or as Bart Simpson said, “Can’t win, don't try."

Good lord the Clinton message machine is in ultra high gear. The order must have gone out: "Condescension, Ooze It. Belittle anyone who believes in principles, honesty, and trying to do things, as naïve, immature dreamers." And a thousand trumpets have been blaring it nonstop. I wonder which of the odious conservative…

Send these people to oregon!

I prefer to think that was when I gave up crime.

I hate it. I let my admission lapse in 2000. After the Supreme Court issued their completely lawless decision giving the election to Bush, I swore I would never take part in the corrupt system again. If the very highest court in the land is a complete farce, the system is shit all the way down.

The same thing also happens to me when I argue in court, and then see a transcript. I speak in grammatical sentences!

Whats even worse is motherfucking slave movies on a motherfucking plane.

THIS is a Nixon watch:

THIS is a Nixon watch:

This is how Walter Mondale's daughter died. Also too, people who freeze to death often remove their clothing, in delirium prior to death, hence the sweater.

Buick! Gotta love those Cruisemaster Ventiports!

In Re: Dirty Football. When I was in High School Conrad Dobler used to hang around at my dad's bar. He personally intimidated me!