Rape is sex in the absence of consent, so you do not have to say no, its rape if you don't say yes. Some state laws, however, say there must be force used, but others do not, in NJ it would definitely be rape because no force or threat of force is required here.

I see what you did there. They would let him go, of course, if he just explains he is a member of the moron militia and he is taking the truck to Oregon in order to protect the Constitution. He took an oath.

In my mind this poor plane will be forever tarnished by the image of George W. "Chimpy McCokespoon" Bush emerging from one wearing a prominent codpiece (compensating for the fact that he had quit piloting himself because he lost his nerve, was too afraid) to announce, falsely, that the fraudulent "mission" had been…

Orange flavored St. Joseph's childrens aspirin is the worst orange flavor on earth. Even as a child I would prefer to chew plain aspirin dry than to take a St. Josephs.

Yes! The Ducks!

The world is absolutely filled with idiots in positions of authority. A lot of naked emporers out there.

In Japan, this has become a word, something like "pulling a Bush" is a common phrase there, meaning "to puke on your host," or to otherwise embarrass the fuck out of yourself.

Buggery in a prep boarding school! I am shocked, shocked I tell you.

Those whiners are farging iceholes. Bastiches. Someone should cut their bells off.

What they should have done is build themselves a tree fort. That’s a more appropriate venue for children to play army.

A million likes and upvotes and slow claps, in awe of you I am.

Obama responded "David who?"

That's funny, she doesn't look that hot to me.

16 CFR § 251,

Its pretty obvious that this guy considers his mouth an exit for shit, not an entrance.

How do you pronounce "bougie?"

Yes, it seems the assault may not have involved penetration, from those tiny clues. Not that an assault is not an assault of there is no penetration, but, no rape exam seems to mean they did not see the need to do the vaginal swabs, etc, usually used to collect dna and other evidence.

Its a great week for Driscoll, this is the only way he was possibly going to remain the starter.

Ten thousand recs for you, a million upfists, this is the comment of the week. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Rodents of unusual size. ROUSes.