Terrel Owens, I could never understand the hate. All he ever did was be honest open his mouth and say what he thought, and he was good enough to back it up. And compare him with the way they treated that FSU asshole who returned kicks and played baseball, I forget his fucking name, he was 10 times the asshole and was…

Yeah, people, graduates, support house football apparently, while the current students do not, hence the many forfeitures because teams were not even able to field 8 people. Fuck the Lawrenceville School, an institution that exists to ensure the wealthy elite don't have to mix with the dirtbags like me, and conveys…

I am an old man, and learned to drive in the 1970s when in the interest of new emissions controls, horsepower went to shit. in my day GM cars were the cars, and the standard of V8 performance was the 350 chevy, and in the early 70s because of emissions and mileage stuff its my understanding that the basic big block…

In womens shoes I think what you say is true but in men's shoes I think there is a very real and amazing difference in quality in some high end shoes that cost in the 300 to $500 range. These are shoes that were genuinely hand made, artisanal, we would say, if they were made in Brooklyn. The most expensive shoes I…

Bedding, never skimp on your mattress, yeah its a marketing cliché, but you spen=d one third your life lying on your mattress.

I would have completely agreed with you until I owned my first pair of $500 shoes, and yes, indeed, there is a real difference. I have encountered this difference in buying tools as well, something as simple and seemingly impossible to do wrong as a simple wrench. Quality shows, my Allen Edmonds are my pride and joy,…

Vanderbilt also built his fortune largely with huge government subsidies. Nothing was more subsidized than the railroads.

Even a professional interviewer, and one who is exposed to movie stars and models daily, is unable to drag his eyes away from her, in the words of The Continental, "sumptuous décolletage." Yes, not even a professional can resist!

This was not a statement intended to be literally accurate. The two terms refer to different things, so its not literally true that the line between them is blurring. However, sloppy and muddled thinkers often speak of capitalism as if it were a political system, because they think it is synonymous with democracy. …

The line is blurring.

That's so retarded, them spazzing out like this over a stupid joke. What a bunch of thin-skinned faggots.

Rutabaga farts, a Thanksgiving tradition. Smells exactly like the rutabaga itself. Sulferous miasma from hell.

Its a measure of the fastness with which the perpetrator allegedly proceeds forward in the direction of his or her motion.

Boogity boogity boogity amen.

Has anyone from NASCAR reported in yet?

Next time he gets the urge he should just look at some unretouched pictures of Lena Dunham, that should kill the mood.

What, no swiss cheese?

Tom Hanks should simply be stuck in the middle of the sea. Anyone else ever notice that Tom Hanks films are always celebrated and hyped and loved, when they come out, and you see them and have the vague idea somewhere that you enjoy them, but then if you ever happen to see one a second time, like, a couple of years…

The best TV news "blooper" ever was not so much of a blooper as a giant mistake in judgment and propriety. It was a story about the use of artificial insemination in breeding horses. During the course of the story, the pretty blonde reporter jerked off a stallion. Yes indeeedy, she jerked off a stallion, giggling…

Do a favor for the people who have the capacity to not, you know, keep putting shit in their mouth and swallowing it, and buy two seats. there are consequences to lack of self control.