and now he’s the smartest person to stand in Trump Tower in the last year WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!??!1
prometheus
prometheus
Yeah. This is one reason I fucking hate Kubrick and have literally trashed casual friendships over people defending this in the name of art. (I’ve trashed more longstanding friendships over Polanski but that’s a different matter.)
I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…
This is supposed to be… MORE debaucherous than the Derby? Then show me the photos of their Port-a-Potty runs. This looks like my grade school graduation.
Sex is an important part of the evening known as “date night,” but it doesn’t have to happen at the end of the date.…
Provided his bad haircut is still in play
Conservative/Conservationist. Potato/Not at all Potato Related
Man, fuck being President. According to Trump, if you’re Secretary of State you’re basically in God Mode and can shape world politics to your whim, Hillary was just lazy.
It takes someone like Trump to make me fall in love with a member of the W Bush administration.
Release the taxes then test for drugs, dick.
Donald Trump Jr., the embodiment of every stereotype about people named “Jr.”, said in 2013 that women who can’t…
At least he gave her warning. A 10 year head start
Another woman came forward, a former writer for People:
I would ask that when this is all over you clever people collect all of your descriptions of that stank block of rank NY cheese Donald Trump into a single column for the sake of posterity. “Slobbering fried lung” sets itself apart from the rest, IMO.
From your lips to god’s ears. I can’t take looking at his stupid face anymore.
Get rid of fraternities. Period.
There is so much not to know about this one. Even more to not care about! I heard Trump banished her to the attic or basement of one of mansions for not being Ivanka then forgot about her. Then he moved out. He was quoted as saying “No father could bang a daughter who looks like that.”
In a recent interview, director Tim Burton had some fun things to say about why his upcoming children’s movie has a…
30 Rock has already been there & back, my friends.
She is gay & crocs would make Jon Hamm & January Jones nearly unfuckable. Context counts, people.