The Clemson bus could’ve stopped at literally any rest stop on I-95 and had the same meal or choice of food, except it would’ve been hot and not poked through by Secret Service. Plus, more coherent conversations at a rest stop, probably.

Love McD fries, but the damn things don’t stay warm after the 10 minute trip from the drive thru to my house. Let’s be honest, they were soggy potato noodles when they got served in the WH.

“Summa cum laude at Liberty University and this is what I’m doing.”

i love the ostentatious candles and platters for a bunch of shit food

Drumroll please!

“Jeff Bezos decimates unions and exploits his workers. Amazon leaves a trail of housing and transportation problems in communities and they get major tax breaks for that privilege.”

I’d argue that anything making these fools look like the fools they are is useful. Elon’s whole Azelia Banks kerfuffle helped bring him closer to earth in many people’s estimation. America has a wealth worship problem. People assume that “earning” billionaire status is a symbol of meritorious achievement, and they…

Men are not scorned for expressing these things, all men say them to women to get laid and have done so since forever. It’s practically a part of the guy code.

I’ve had men say that to me when I have a full face of makeup including NARS Orgasm blush that has FREAKING SPARKLES IN but what they mean is they like a conventionally pretty woman who is pretty because of genetics and that’s basic af. Do you also like straight teeth and breasts and average height???! You radical. 

If I so much as complain about my skin within earshot of certain dudes, they’ll look shocked and tell me that my skin is beautiful (like they’re genuinely confused). Like no, dude... I am wearing a pound of full coverage foundation right now. You have literally no idea what my skin looks like.

Dudes when I’m wearing a full face of “natural” makeup: You look so great and low maintenance without makeup!

What exactly is irresponsible and idealistic about wanting to preserve our planet? 

There’s this pernicious idea that a Green New Deal is outrageous because of its scale and expense. It implies a false choice: that we have the option to either spend a lot of money on a large-scale solution, or we have the option not spend that money and just trust that somebody, somehow will bring us back from the…

It will be easier and lower cost than a war in Afghanistan.

Isn’t that the platform of the Democrat old guard for all issues?

The changes necessary to offset catastrophe are, much as Ocasio-Cortez told Cooper, an extreme break from politics as we currently know them.

Part of the problem is that so many Democratic leaders want to signal deep concern about climate change, without actually doing anything about it, because doing things is hard.

“The body of a 25-year-old woman is extraordinary. The body of a woman of 50 is not extraordinary at all.”

But few men have much commentary on vaginas.

UGH! This reminds me of my 49 year old coworker who just can’t seem to be attracted to people over 30 and then went on a whole rhapsody on 25 year old women.