Have to carry water for my man crush Travis Fimmel:

I would like to offer:

Fuck yeah - THAT’S the pic.

Soaking wet Ryan Gosling is really the best Ryan Gosling.

He just woke up from a nap and he’s squinting into the flashlight someone was shining in his face to see if he was dead.

yessss they are

She’s being crazy, his legs are hot.

His legs are muscley and proportional. Let’s see your legs manly-man!

Benicio Del Toro always looks like he just woke up from a 10minute nap. After previously being awake for 3 days due to a meth binge.

Can’t. Stop. Watching.

That is a good thing to look like!

Oh wow. Burneko is playing with fire! Ryan Gosling is one of our longest-term boyfriends over here at Jezebel.

a sex nap

He just wants to see a bunch of Ryan Gosling gifs and pictures as counterpoints.

Yeah it is a pretty long investment before it actually starts to pay off, I’ll give you that. And you don’t even know if it’ll be worth it because they might be a total wash.

Parent-Normal Activity.

I need a young priest, and an old priest.

Give her a break, she’s a baby, you can’t expect her to know stuff. Next you’ll tell her that that is a stage lift and not an actual toaster, although she may well go for ridesies in her toaster at home.

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

Celeste Barber does it again!