My third grade teacher told me I had to wait to wait to use the bathroom and I wet my pants- a huge puddle on my chair, the floor, soaked clothes. It was humiliating. I was already super shy. And I ended up missing a lot more of the school day than if I’d just gone to the bathroom.

Slate had a slideshow on that topic a few years ago now.

If Fox News could figure out how to use Barbies, they would. All of his ex-wives have been taken from the exact mold, blonde hair, with all nearly the same look. Maybe he just picked out his fifth wife.

I think at a previous debate, she also asked questions that flummoxed him (which, in truth, isn’t hard — any non-softball question could do it). His pattern, I think, is to stammer and be embarrassed at the time, then lash out later, when he’s had time to think of a nasty response, or be fed one by his people.

I think he is attracted to her. You how first grade boys tease a girl they like? I think this is just like that. He is obsessed with her, but doesn’t know the words to express his feelings.

I expect it’s partly because she asked him a lot of embarrassing questions at the last Fox News debate.

Donald Trump, a carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine

“NO.”

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The greatest trick the Donald ever pulled was getting us to sympathize with a Fox News talking head.

pretty sure this is the first and only time donald trump will demand that anyone focuses on someone other than him

Seriously. ModCloth, Asos and Monsoon (if you’re in the UK) all do more expensive (or at least well-made) looking gowns for the same price or much cheaper.

You just have to find your thing. I found a flower wholesaler near my house where I can get a $4 bunch of flowers every week to put in my kitchen. It always makes me smile.

not to be That Guy, but i don’t think that she has a sucky job or has to wake up too early. its a miraculous how much a difference independent wealth makes.

Terrible name. And I hate the term “waist trainer” to begin with. It just sounds stupid. Call it a fucking corset and be done with it.

its like shapeshifter

that name , there should be a lawsuit for that only.

“My daily routine is I get up and go in the kitchen and turn on all the lights and I see all the green and I go ‘Oh, it’s a happy day!’”

She’s my new role model :')

Reminds me of when my sister and I lived in Nob Hill in San Francisco. Back when I had disposable income and could afford the rent (although most of our money went on alcohol). We used to eat at this little neighborhood Italian restaurant and these two elderly twin sisters would be there every time. They always wore…

Good on her! Harmless, eccentric people make the world a better place. More lively, more interesting, more spiritually challenging. Good for you, Green Lady!