February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

that is a retired NHL player crushing the Grammy Award-winning artist Justin Bieber.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Somewhere, Ernie Grunfeld is trying to figure out how to trade John Wall for Paul Pierce.

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

To quote Nick Offerman as Dep Chief Hardy

Ok, it can take a day...

There’s just no way you can connect something that happened seven days ago to this game today...

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Force Awakens was fine. It really was. John Boyega ruled, Daisy Ridley ruled, Oscar Isaac wasn’t in it enough but he was good in the parts he was in, Kylo Ren was weird and intimidating, seeing Han and Chewy and Leia again ruled, it had good lightsaber shit and good X-wing shit and good Millennium Falcon shit and it…

Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

Better than The Force Awakens, for sure. In the abstract, as a standalone movie, probably better than Jedi, too, but I dunno, I’ll have to watch it another dozen times before I can issue a definitive ruling on it.

to quote many and internet commenter, is this really the hill you want to die on? Defending a fuck face who pushed an old lady out of his way?

Basically, she caught and dropped it into the flowers, and while reaching over to get it had it in her hands when he checked her and took it away. Also, she's 4'10". The guys a dick no matter how you look at it. It's a $5 ball and he had to take it from an older lady.

One of the local sports talk radio shows in Philly, got a hold of the lady and gave her some jewelry from one of their sponsors as well as front row premium tickets to another Phillies game. They also found out the guy’s name and outed him on the radio. Can’t remember his name or I’d name him here. Not everyone here…