The anthrolopologie version of this, naturally

This is Mykonos

Please stop, you’re making it worse.

Probably either related to them somehow (ick) or a parishoner at their church (ick).

I’d like to know what doctor actually signed off on this.

You’re assuming a level of self-awareness which abortion protesters do not possess.

I was angry before I even clicked thru to the article. Then I read this

pretaaay, pretaaaty good

Ya gotta go “Pretty” X4.

Greatest impression of a politician since Dana Carvey (sorry, Tina Fey.)

What DO you do with your elbows??

This was pretty, pretty, good.

“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”

I may be wrong, but I think this kind of backlash is reserved mostly for gay men. I’ve heard of these same types of baseless accusations levelled against other gay fathers who aren’t all-around bad people like Hilton.

We have some super creative names where I work, and I love them. They make me happy. I will soooooo not hire someone who submits an application with “sweeeethotbabbi69@hotmail.com” as their work contact, though. That happens often, sadly.

I like “weird” random names. Fuck a Kevin, Chris, Michael. That’s some ordinary ass unimaginative shit!

A whole bunch of much more violently misogynistic societies don’t have this mass murder problem. The problem is the extraordinary availability of guns in the US.

guns and men are the problem, we need to get rid of them

Because the number one thing I want coworkers and potential employers to see when they google me is “She could have called back after that one night stand... Bitch didn’t even let me spend the night... Sorry for the drunk post.”

This terrifies me. Its already difficult to leave the house on account of my gigantic anxiety disorder. I already think everyone is judging me every time I walk down the street, but THIS? Oh Jeez. It makes me shaky even thinking about it!