They don’t need to, which makes this whole thing they’re doing even classier.

Baseball is boring as fuck. I don’t know what you mean by “inability to connect to the world around them”, but I have a feeling you also yell things like “get off my lawn!”

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Not telling more people to “fuck off” is already my greatest regret in life, and I’m only 43 years old.

I hope Jessica is aware that those flowers emit harmful chemical compounds like carbon dioxide.

Also, she previously coerced them into NOT issuing licences on the threat of losing their jobs. Right?

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...

The Homo Superior cannot reproduce without the introduction of the third gender, known as the binom, which acts as the catalyst for fertilization.

I’m pretty sure David Bowie could impregnate a woman with just the force of his piercing gaze from a dozen paces.

When you think about it, what else is the guy supposed to do? He’s got this crazy woman following him around and begging him for a reality TV show. He chose the most humane way to put some amicable distance between himself and nutjob.

When I worked at a video store (it was the 90’s), a pissed off customer threatened to stab me because I was standing there agog while she had a very loud very profane meltdown over a $3 late fee. I laughed.

Canadians absolutely have accents. I mean, everyone has accents. Canadian accents aren’t wildly different from upper-US states accents (besides like, Quebecois and Newfoundland and that), but it’s noticeable.

It’s aspirational, because they probably believe their targeted consumer - upscale moms exercising their tushes off - wants the body of never having had children, even if they have or will have children. I think this is their fucked up reasoning. And it’s such patriarchal bullshit.

Entitled, yoga-pants wearing ones?

Sounds like someone’s thetans need auditing!

Ocean makes six figures, she doesn’t want to have kids, she has a master’s degree, her core workout is yoga and she also likes running and spinning.

So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.