Be prepared.

Also, once again fuck the NHTSA. Thanks for covering for GM and letting them avoid the consequences of their inactions.

But NEW GM is different! Safety is serious business! The CEO promised the turning of a new leaf where the safety of our families were their #1 priority.

You should get a safe reliable car....like a Honda. They have great airbags.

And yet the gov’t is shaming Jeep (FCA) over having fuel tanks behind the rear axle in a vehicle that met the safety requirements of the time, coming up a with a suitable fix anyway and beefing up the design, and then being the bad guy when the gov’t changes their mind?

Yeah, that seems fair.

Haha, idiot.

Two Hundred Thousand fucking people bought H3s. That’s incredibly scary.

AND THIS IS WHY I’LL NEVER OWN ANOTHER GM PRODUCT.

Something something free market capitalism something something consumer choice something something market forces.

No one is allowed to attend her parties unless they are highly photogenic and good at posing the way her Instagram PR crew tell them to.

that staged cake photo bothers me. everyone is staring at that cake like it’s the opening of the ark, and you have Taylor with the smuggest look I’ve ever seen. Now, maybe I’m just a jealous fat kid and have a serious lust for that cake, but I honestly feel like I’m being mocked. “Look at all my friends and all my…

Taylor and Co look so fucking BORING. Christ on a crucifix

Curated photos are not my idea of a good party.good alcohol, good drugs and a good vibe re more where it’s at, and I don’t see hedonism coming from these people.

Adultosaur might end our friendship over this, but I just really can’t stand T. Swift’s overly-curated Insta-life. And I say this as someone who loves her music and also her cats.

So I’ll get my pr people to call your pr people and we’ll organise a party for instagram. Don’t worry, Ill have photographers and filter pros on hand. Do you know any black girls? We need at least one at the party so I don’t look racialist.

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Love Taylor

I watched Veep, ate a sleeve of saltines, and had some caramel almond praline ice cream.

Both Serena and her sister Venus are captivating to watch. They play such a strong, amazing game, despite being old for their sport.

Serena Williams is amazing. She won her first major in 1999. Sixteen years ago! And now she's making a run at a grand slam. It's hard to think of too many athletes who have remained so dominant for so long. Tim Duncan? Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Peyton Manning? Babe Ruth?

First of all, it’s not unranked but unseeded. Secondly, after a number of incidents when a very emotional and at times frenzied crowd overreacted to shots played during a rally, Serena rightly asked the umpire to caution the crowd against such outbursts during points. It was then that the crowd booed her. And it was…

Being loud during points just isn’t a part of tennis tradition. Its like being quiet during a golfer’s drives or putts. British sports are supposed to be quiet. In reality its very hard to hear line judges when the crowd is being loud. Being able to hear a line judge can determine who wins a point.