...too hard

So, like, these events were being held simultaneously? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE QUEER CHICANOS CHOOSE. Cruel. Just cruel.

This is such a perfect metaphor for celebrity. Hard to know anything about people when you’re looking down on them, but you can still use them for some quick, cheap personal branding.

Does she really think people are this stupid?

Here you go:

To save somebody else the click: Apparently “secret wife” means he was married at 19 and divorced at 21 and doesn’t have this information, like, branded on his forehead for all to see.

I must need a Palin-to-English translator to understand this woman.

Yeah...her birth announcement sure sounded like she was happy to be having another bundle of joy. I’m sure the kid will love reading how excited it's mother was when she found out 😒. I've seen people take a cancer diagnosis with more zeal.

Eh. I’m a crazy dog person through and through, but this dog stalked and attacked a young child, and according to other stories I read at the time, remained extremely aggressive and tried to attack everyone who came near him while he was in quarantine. It’s sad (though not any sadder than the thousands of dogs with no…

People think cats “don’t care” (and some don’t, and they’re hilarious in their indifference), but many cats are as loyal as the best dogs. My boy cat likes to sleep right by my head and he usually keeps one paw on me at all times. And his little sister, half his size, protects him from our super (he hates the super…

I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me:

Ew. Good for Rose McGowan, calling them out like that. That’s just icky.

the faux professionalism in the phrase “push-up bras encouraged” = forever vom

Every bf I have had has ghosted me for no reason. The beauty of it was, they all would come crawling back after a few months and I have never taken them back. So satisfying.

I don't usually delight in the demise of other people's relationships, but I am so happy and relieved that Charlize ditched that piece of shit.

I have a dear friend who was ghosted. It was one of the cruelest things I’ve ever seen and it took so much longer to recover that I think it would have from a “regular” breakup.

She’s an attractive person. She has really pretty eyes. Not sure why people are always surprised by this when she’s dressed up. Haha.

I canoodle with my poodle

She’s actually older than Miley, so we’re good.

(only celebrities canoodle, BTW)