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She got the duck lips too! And the filler! She’s in her mid-20’s ‘fer Chrissakes!!!

What in the hell did she do to her nose?

they should make Lipsinking an official category now

So there’s no cure for a punchable face? Because that face still looks punchable.

you clearly are unfamiliar with the plethora of actual female rappers out there...

I used to just walk in the back area, like, stomp my feet for 5 seconds, and go back out there with a grin on my face.

Anyone working in the service industry should have realized years ago that the days of a relatively private meltdown, witnessed only by a few customers or staff, are over. As someone who’s worked in retail and at a coffee-serving bodega in the past, I can say that if you get to the point where you feel your life is

Yeah. Melissa just did what we all want to do.

Well, you’re right, but the context and setting matter. If it wasn’t obviously very busy there, if it wasn’t over something so petty, then maybe. If you just want to get the fuck out with your coffee, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry.” The manager is going batshit insane, trying to reason with her isn’t going

Thank you! Years of customers holding up the line while looking at their phone, not listening and holding up the line. Employees hate them, other customers hate them. But you still can’t lose your cool. The Puertorican side of me is absolutely loving Melissa.

Then you've never really needed a coffee.

Shouldn’t be, but I’m sort of amazed at the people in line after her that just push forward like sheep as the incident ends. If you aren’t going to get involved yourself somehow, maybe at least you’d walk away and out of the store? Just on instinct alone, that would make more sense to me. If someone is going full

As a former barista from forever ago (not at Starbucks), I can feel the months or years of people not listening to her, building up into this one fit of rage. I felt like I was going to snap a lot. Coffee customers are fucking assholes.

I think the guy is trying to mansplain why Melissa is so upset. Honestly, that might’ve been my least favorite part of the whole video.

It’s hard to find a hint of impropriety when the whole thing is shrouded in secrecy.

Not to be rude, but keep your violent fantasies to yourself and no one will ever know or care. Once you start formulating plans and elaborate agendas, online for others to see, you start crossing the line of pulling that fantasy out of your mind and dragging it into the real world. Most who do that will never do

One of NYPD’s finest. Back to my usual rant about what to do about NYPD (fire everyone, including cleaning staff).