Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Brad.
Blasphemer.
Fat Japanese people are my favorite Japanese people.
No thanks, but if they manage to clean up the image on her naked hotel video and air that, I might chime in for approximately 4 minutes (or until I 'gazm).
When in danger, use Stairs.
You can't buy chemistry - ask the 2002 Angels. Kingfish was their highest-paid player that year at $9.65 M. Sidenote: Steroids can't win a 7-game series - ask the 2002 Giants.
He's still trying to further his appearance from Mitch Kramer. Let's see if he can stay away from the chronic nose-pinching this year.
Reason #812 why I'm thankful to no live in North Dakota. Also, as a Nashvillian, I think it's weird that Juicy J (and not the rest of Three 6 Mafia, or at least "& DJ Paul"?) is our rep, but as long as it's not Jack White, I'll settle.
+1 for the use of "Dickhole" in a headline. See if you can work "rimjob" into a story tomorrow.
I don't mean to defend the author (I've garnered that, as a Kinja commenter, I'm supposed to automatically hate anyone who posts articles, and I will irrationally maintain that code until the day I die), but I think cartoons/anime and comics/manga (aka "nerd stuffs") can fall under the Kotaku brand, despite the "news…
I'd rather play Morgan Webb.
I'm waiting for the dog food restaurant where they serve garbage, other dogs' poops, and my Pearl Jam tickets from 2002 (11 years ago and I'm still bitters about it).
"I wash my face...[with the semen of youthful young boys]."
Is he wearing skinny jeans? That's not very cool if he is. Or maybe I'm just not cool anymore. What the fuck do I know.
Flappy Bird raped my father.
Is it safe to assume that any male wearing a sequin-riddled outfit is gay? Surely it's not a regulation thing amongst figure skaters (and I will gladly accept any Leslie Nielsen-themed responses).
I miss Dell Guy.