Truth.

To be honest, I don't really care for hockey or gallbladders, so much like 95% of the commenters on Kinja, I actually have no idea what I'm talking about.

DeSoto County High Fútbol rules!

I just glitched in my pants.

I spend weird amounts of time watching your animated avatar. Weird amounts.

"That's ok, but thanks. We're going to move on to the next thing now." - America

I thought it was supposed to be part bear and part manpig.

I only drink bloodys with Zing Zang of some kind of homemade mix. Sidenote: Major Peters is the worst.

This guy said he could do it.

Unfortunately.

Do you know why we've never heard these songs? Because they are terrible songs.

I can't wait to get home and "hack" my tits off.

Don't blame me; I voted for Dukakis.

Have your people call my people at my office in WoW.

I dunno, but I know a guy who would make a great Harvey Dent.

That other guy was actually his doctor; it was the only time he could schedule his gallbladder removal surgery.

What's Counter-Strike?

You beat me. Nutsacks.

I'm not big on squirt porn, but it'll have to do until Pornhub adds new DVDA videos.