Balled. Up. Tissue.

My reaction is every bit of this image:

The book might be a fun read, but I’d rather be reading his obituary.

Can turtles get Covid 19, or are they immune to this strain?

I just need 3 more recipes to complete this. I’ve been trying to get them for several days.

Yeah, me too. Going to try to get the last 3 Cherry Blossom Recipes I need today (the wand, pile of petals, & blossom branches). Every time I hear a balloon approaching, it’s a damn Bunny Day Sky Egg. I hope Nintendo never runs concurrent events like this again. If they ever do Bunny Day again, I hope they scale it…

The Knock-Out Punch:

This. I can’t stand watching the combat in this game. It’s so spastic that it’s unsettling to me. I got about 30 minutes into FFXV before I shut it off. I could not make myself enjoy it.

Ugh, an event patterned after Easter which is the tackiest, grossest holiday of the year (the secular one with the bunnies and eggs, not the other one with the Jesus murderporn). In all seriousness, maybe if they would just cap the number of event items in a day it would be better. Got your 10 Water Eggs for the day?…

With the celebration of Easter upon us, this entire family should nail themselves to a fucking cross to save humanity.

Governor Lee is such a pious moron and he’s playing to the God-fearing, science-denying base that elected him. It’s in God hands, amirite? He’s gotta keep those church doors open! Then again, those church going folk all want to see Jesus, so...

I’ll take it. I just want some good news for a change.

Imagine living in the timeline where this thing launched.

However, what people like about Color Splash is the writing. It’s easily one of the funniest games Nintendo’s ever released.

I thought those were developed by Capcom?

Also in the ports of ports territory, I would not complain at all if they ported over Metroid Prime Trilogy to fill in for Prime 4's extended absence. Polishing up Samus Returns and putting it on Switch would be welcome too. I need some Metroid, man!

This deserves so many more stars the single one I can give it.

It’s a Red Herring!

Dear Nintendo:

My youngest son bought me a game, an Xbox One game called Beast Quest. I was in Gamestop with him when he bought it. He brought it up to me and said something to the effect of ‘this looks really cool’ and was asking my opinions on it. He seemed really excited about it, and I thought he was buying it for himself. I…