GFY with a cactus, Marty. 🌵 

This. I remember getting up at 2 or 3 am and going online to reserve a Switch for me on Amazon and one for my son on Best Buy. Thankfully, I was able to and they were delivered day one. It would be awesome if Nintendo gave some priority to existing NSO/My Nintendo accounts to purchase one directly.

...they’re a really useful service for letting others know who to mute on first contact.

I prefer slings and arrows to pitchforks and torches. I more of a ranged attack type.

Time to hoist the colors.

This is how it shows up in my captures and when I try to download/view the forbidden image. :/

I got an auto suspension last year because of a screenshot I took while playing the The Procession to Calvary in 2021. There was no nudity in the photo, it just said the word “fuck” in the on screen text. I didn’t realize my screenshots and recordings were auto uploaded and made available to the public. I freaked out…

Seriously, who at Sony thought “Giant Robot Vagina” was the aesthetic to aim for.

This, this, THIS:

Fuck every bit of this. Everyone involved should be locked in a garage with a running car powered by Shell’s ‘new & improved premium gasoline.’

He is their useful idiot.

Hopefully all 10 of the guests got violent, bloody diarrhea from the meal.

We can only hope, but I can’t help but still be a little nervous. 2016 taught me not to take anything for granted.

This shitstain must NEVER EVER get anywhere near the White House. 

Oh, I am definitely banging that druid bear.

like two large burlap sacks full of shock fruit

My fat ass will be speed running this game

So could I name a level Bowser’s Big Ole Butte?

Or discuss how the Pen Is Mightier or find out who represents? I guess Nintendo considers it all For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. 

This person has some...issues. I see a restraining order in his future.