I’m going to staple a copy of Blood Sugar Sex Magik to your face.

“If you had read to the end of the sentence, you would have seen: “there is a broad scientific consensus that alcohol is a carcinogen.”

Even considering that, your title is still wrong. To borrow an explanation from a cancer research company:

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Jeez, just release a photoshop actions pack for this. >.> It’d be easier.

He was only off by two feet.

The pressure is building for this candidate.

Or do what my grandparents would have done: Let him go hungry until he comes to his senses and then he’ll eat whatever you give him.

And those are the easiest five chords you could ever learn (aside from tuning to drop D and just playing power chords). Anyone who spent fifteen minutes picking out a guitar with decent action and who doesn’t have the butter-soft bones and muscles of an inbred royal would be able to master them within a few weeks.

False.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

Texting while driving is dangerous, I agree. Downloading Flash to play this game is much more dangerous.

The PDF attached doesn’t tell me much about the actual ingredients list or the number of preservatives, which I would be interested in. I’m not under any delusions that cooking myself is better than grabbing prepared meal, but if the prepared meal/hot meal (I’m assuming “prepared” includes frozen since I’ve never seen…

If you’re paying cash, MONEY OUT! Don’t wave it in the air or anything like that, but out and in your hand on the bar top shows the bartender that you’re ready to go. If you have a tab going, empty glass in your hand. Again, don’t wave it around but make it visible on the bar top.

Greenify is a great app for doing just this. I have it set to disable any app of my choosing within 5 minutes of phone lock. The app won’t restart until I manually start it again. Further, apps that use the built in Google push notifications can still send/receive notifications even while disabled. There are a lot of…

What do all three have in common? They all got away with “it”.

I don’t see why this is news.

I'm going to share this article with my wife.