I remember lusting after this as a kid reading Star Wars Magazine back in the day. When we got a decent computer I played the hell out of Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight, but I was pretty shit at it, didn’t get very far. I did finish Outcast eventually, and that game was fantastic.

When you parry, the counterattack is animated in two parts - one which bring the enemy to their knees and another that is the coup de grace. So technically, one strike.

It’s crazy that this highly inoffensive character resulted in backlash from some of the community. How bearded does your neck have to be for you to get pissed off about a moderately dressed female with an average body type?

Still essentially a pornstar physique, tho.

Becky Cloonan gets me interested, but Steve Dillon pushes me away. Only really liked his work on Preacher.

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“Bloody vengeance is bad, mmkay?” is aligned with the idea that you reward players for completing the game in a more difficult fashion, which is a typical ethos in game design. I still played it Death Wish style because it seemed to me that that was the game I was meant to be playing, narrative wise.

Kotaku is becoming DS3: The Website and I’m loving it. I feel a little bad for everybody who isn’t in on the action.

I got to Ceaseless Discharge/Ornstein and Smough in the original and shelved it, so I’m not exactly new to Souls but I’m not a diehard. To me, 3 is a lot more accessible. 2 is kind of the redheaded stepchild of the series so I think you’re safe to skip. I would start 3 now while the online is still super active (and…

Shame this isn’t contemporary with Van Gogh; if it’s an Assassin’s Creed dev there’s a 50/50 they’d let you slice off his ear.

Ya, you can basically go on tilt with Souls games. The more you rush the more you’re probably going to regret it (which is different from the tactical dash which gets you from one place to the next).

You can completely circumvent the Basilisks and those swamp-tree bastards as well. Just remember, rolling is your friend.

China don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Oh wow! I’ve been waiting for this!

I used to call you on your cell phone-

If you think she’s big now, wait until Magic Leap and VR happen. Every third object out of a virtual printer will bear cyan twintails.

Hipsters? Nah, that’s a misread. Hipsters don’t give a shit about Vocaloid. Miku is basically an open source musician, the opposite of the obscurity that feeds hipster cred.

See, I look at this guy and think
HA~ HO HO, CAPTAIN FI~YAH!

Pyromancy/Firebombs help a lot with phase two. One as well but if there are other knights up the casting time can get you into trouble.

I worked on that one all morning! Really cool boss.