It took some testing and getting into some uncomfortable positions, but here a picture of my asshole

No, absolutely not. It does not matter how much they are paid or how much they are in the public eye. Having naked images of you stolen and then being blackmailed to prevent their release is 100% NOT part of their job.

Really, it’s come to this?

And it only took her 38 spins...

You went to Unconscious State?

...because they fell off at different times.

I just realized that line rhymes. I am calling copyright before the inevitable country song tries to insert that as a lyric.

But... I bought a Tesla! I should never be inconvenienced in any way ever again!

I’m new to kinja but did we just side step the fact that this comment was left by the actual Spider-Man?

If you don’t like this, fine. It isn’t for everybody.

I haven’t seen the movie, but I do know that CinemaScore is the group that regularly gives Happy Madison movies As and Bs, so I wouldn’t read to much into that score.

“Was the mission a success?”

Fun Fact: NOAA42 (aka “Kermit”) is a legendary aircraft among hurricane hunters. In 1989, it was tasked to fly into hurricane Hugo, a category 4 hurricane east of Barbados. As it entered the storm, the aircraft encountered such violent turbulence that one of its four engines caught fire, and nearly lost a second…

This is from the webcam of the airport of the beautiful island of St. Martin, just before it was blown away by hurricane Irma. The lights on the background are of the Maho Beach Hotel, where I was for two times 15 years ago in September as well, but thank God no hurricanes then!

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Yeah, by comparison, when I spin and throw, usually it is just up.

You rang?